I was outside on my back porch having a smoke, & I was drinking coffee, so I hear these people coming up the road & I was like fuck because I’m only in my boxers so I see them walk up & I start cleaning my grill because if I open the top the whole thing would cover my half nakedness & they just walked pass I thought I made it till I turned around & an old lady in a walker saw me standing there.
The worst part was I had a boner.